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Dec 23, 2004 7:37:04 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Dec 23, 2004 7:37:04 GMT -5
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Dec 23, 2004 7:40:41 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Dec 23, 2004 7:40:41 GMT -5
SARAH MISUNDERSTOOD BILLS REQUEST
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Dec 23, 2004 7:43:22 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Dec 23, 2004 7:43:22 GMT -5
COCO WAS ABOUT TO GO TOO FAR WITH HIS JOKES
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Dec 23, 2004 7:44:11 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Dec 23, 2004 7:44:11 GMT -5
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Dec 23, 2004 7:49:38 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Dec 23, 2004 7:49:38 GMT -5
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Dec 23, 2004 8:06:01 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Dec 23, 2004 8:06:01 GMT -5
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Adidas
Private
Perfect aim
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Jan 1, 2005 23:35:10 GMT -5
Post by Adidas on Jan 1, 2005 23:35:10 GMT -5
Ok there are 3 guys lost in a jungle. Magicaly, a geny appears and says You need to find 8 pieces of fruit and return hear the First guy comes back with strawberries, okay, says the geny now you have to shove all of these up your, butt with out laughing or making a strange face. And you will leave this jungle, Ok syas the man he gets 5 srawberries up his butt and makes a strange face. So he dies and go's to heaven, The second guys comes with blue berries Geny says the exact same thing. The guy get's 7 up his but then he makes a face and dies and go's to heaven.
What is wrong with you you were almost there! said the first guy.
Then the second guy replys"oh i started laughing when the third guy came back with water melons!
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Jan 3, 2005 13:08:40 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Jan 3, 2005 13:08:40 GMT -5
A period
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?"
''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
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Jan 3, 2005 13:17:59 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Jan 3, 2005 13:17:59 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]RUDE POEM ;D ;D ;D[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]Humpty Dumpty sat on a bed, Little Bo Peep was giving him head After he came she started to weep, She could tell by the taste he'd been shagging her sheep[/glow]
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Jan 3, 2005 13:28:08 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Jan 3, 2005 13:28:08 GMT -5
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Jan 10, 2005 21:22:58 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Jan 10, 2005 21:22:58 GMT -5
I'd love to hear this excuse
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Jan 17, 2005 2:50:17 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Jan 17, 2005 2:50:17 GMT -5
Are my testicals black?
A man is lying in bed in hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth, a young student nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black"? embarrassed, the young student replies "I don't know I'm only here to wash your hands and feet", he struggles again to ask "nurse are my testicles black?" finally she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a closer look and says "there is nothing wrong with them", finally the mans pulls off his oxygen mask and replies
"that was very nice but, I asked ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?
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Jan 17, 2005 2:53:03 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Jan 17, 2005 2:53:03 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Englishman, Scotsman & Sherry
An Englishman and a Scotsman are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dark road.
Both are driving too fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed.
In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on.
At this point, the Scotsman goes to the boot and fetches a 12 year old bottle of sherry. He hands the bottle to the Englishman, whom exclaims,'' may the Scots and the English live together forever, in peace, and harmony.'' The Englishman then tips the bottle and gulps half of the bottle down.
Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Scotsman, whom replies: '' no thanks, I'll just wait till the Police get here."
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Jan 19, 2005 5:35:46 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Jan 19, 2005 5:35:46 GMT -5
Being 54
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
"Dear Wife: You must realise that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old female teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. -Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband: You, too, are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18- year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up. -Your Wife"
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Jan 21, 2005 8:23:12 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Jan 21, 2005 8:23:12 GMT -5
This is how I feel after 5 night shifts
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