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Dec 5, 2004 10:47:46 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Dec 5, 2004 10:47:46 GMT -5
Got any bread?
A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman:
"Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f***king bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any f***king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f***king beak to the bar you irritating b***ard bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?".......
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Dec 5, 2004 10:49:24 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Dec 5, 2004 10:49:24 GMT -5
6 shots of tequila A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots of tequila. The bartender asks, "Why so many buddy?" The man replies, "I'm celebrating my first blow job". The bartender says, "Well hell, congratulations, I will give you one on the house for free." The man says, "No thank you, if the first 6 shots don't get the taste out of my mouth one more won't make a difference."
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Dec 5, 2004 10:52:00 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Dec 5, 2004 10:52:00 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Prayer for SNOOPY
Lord, before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man, who's not a creep; One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy is thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, and when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to shag my best friend.
amen [/glow]
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Dec 5, 2004 10:54:52 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Dec 5, 2004 10:54:52 GMT -5
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Dec 5, 2004 11:01:02 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Dec 5, 2004 11:01:02 GMT -5
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Dec 6, 2004 19:14:55 GMT -5
Post by SniperVision on Dec 6, 2004 19:14:55 GMT -5
OH MY GOD lol funny ok., remember anything not a joke is getting deleted.
So a man was walking on the beach and saw a lamp.....rubed it and a genie poped out. the man asks OH do i get three wishes.. the genie replyed no i'm sorry you only get one. so the man thinks and thinks and thinks and thinks
Ok says the man, i want a bridge built from california to hawii...and a tollway on it to get me money...... the genie replies, are you crazy do you know how hard that is, all that concret and think about how deep it is. plus its over 1000miles long. IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE. the man thinks for 2 sec and say well YES, i would like to understand WOMEN!.
[glow=red,2,300]THE GENIE SAY: TWO LANES OR FOUR[/glow]
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Dec 7, 2004 0:58:37 GMT -5
Post by NOboDY on Dec 7, 2004 0:58:37 GMT -5
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Dec 8, 2004 12:18:39 GMT -5
Post by SultanSanttuIX on Dec 8, 2004 12:18:39 GMT -5
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Dec 11, 2004 14:21:23 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Dec 11, 2004 14:21:23 GMT -5
a little seasonal joke ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Dec 11, 2004 14:30:09 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Dec 11, 2004 14:30:09 GMT -5
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Dec 11, 2004 14:34:11 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Dec 11, 2004 14:34:11 GMT -5
ok phsycological test time can you see anything wrong with this pic? 87% of males couldn't see anything wrong 45% of women said they didnt have enough clothes on 99% of blondes said that the brunnettes had their signs upside down ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Dec 11, 2004 14:48:49 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Dec 11, 2004 14:48:49 GMT -5
the new dash for women was proving a success
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Dec 11, 2004 14:51:52 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Dec 11, 2004 14:51:52 GMT -5
snoopy thought her new comp was better than her old one
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Dec 22, 2004 8:38:58 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Dec 22, 2004 8:38:58 GMT -5
remember this when you are having a bad game ;D ;D ;D
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Dec 22, 2004 8:49:09 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Dec 22, 2004 8:49:09 GMT -5
speaks for itself ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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