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May 28, 2005 1:15:06 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on May 28, 2005 1:15:06 GMT -5
I always knew there was something dodgy about that damn frog
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May 28, 2005 1:17:30 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on May 28, 2005 1:17:30 GMT -5
I think it will be the brits that get this joke the most
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May 28, 2005 1:18:16 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on May 28, 2005 1:18:16 GMT -5
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Jun 6, 2005 15:34:58 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Jun 6, 2005 15:34:58 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]STOP WORLD HUNGER::::UNLEASH THE PUPPIES SO THAT WE MIGHT ALLLLLL FEAST[/glow]
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Jun 14, 2005 3:44:36 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Jun 14, 2005 3:44:36 GMT -5
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Jun 14, 2005 3:47:58 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Jun 14, 2005 3:47:58 GMT -5
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Jun 14, 2005 3:58:29 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Jun 14, 2005 3:58:29 GMT -5
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Jul 11, 2005 0:56:39 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Jul 11, 2005 0:56:39 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]okay vix, ask and you shall receive ;D[/glow]
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Jul 11, 2005 0:58:11 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Jul 11, 2005 0:58:11 GMT -5
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Jul 11, 2005 0:59:35 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Jul 11, 2005 0:59:35 GMT -5
and now for a topical joke
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Jul 11, 2005 1:00:48 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Jul 11, 2005 1:00:48 GMT -5
the texans had a different approach to limos
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Jul 11, 2005 1:02:06 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Jul 11, 2005 1:02:06 GMT -5
the real reason men rarely wash after going to the toilet
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Jul 11, 2005 1:04:36 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Jul 11, 2005 1:04:36 GMT -5
Tarzan and Jane
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. "Here," she said. "You must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch.
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What did you do that for?"
"Tarzan first check for bees."
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Jul 11, 2005 1:06:39 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Jul 11, 2005 1:06:39 GMT -5
Im going fishing
Robert calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! And please pack my new blue silk pajamas."
His wife, Rhonda, thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
Rhonda welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. Robert says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
"I did," Rhonda replies, "they were in your tackle box."
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Jul 11, 2005 1:07:25 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Jul 11, 2005 1:07:25 GMT -5
Tattooed privates
An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo".
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates", he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well", said the accountant, "one, I like to watch my money grow; two, once in awhile I like to play with my money; three, I like how money feels in my hand; and four - instead of you going out shopping on the weekend, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
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