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Nov 23, 2004 7:39:39 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Nov 23, 2004 7:39:39 GMT -5
[glow=BLUE,2,300]I thought i would try to lighten the mood of the forum a little by asking for your funniest(or worst) jokes [/glow] [glow=red,2,300] [/glow]
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Nov 23, 2004 7:55:04 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Nov 23, 2004 7:55:04 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]An englishman, irishman and scotsman were travelling up the amazon when they got captured by a lost tribe In order to prove that his tribe were civilised the leader of the tribe offered them a choice "death or BONGO" said the chief not wanting to die the irishman said " I'll be having this bongo to be sure" as soon as he said this the entire tribe beat their drums"bum diddy bum bum ,bum diddy bum bum" then shouted "BONGO" from out of a tiny hut in the corner jumped an enourmously endowed 8 ft tribesman he ran over to the irishman and proceded to take him roughly from behind after half an hour he dropped him and ran back to his hut needless to say the others were bricking themselves so when the chief turned to the scotsman and asked the same he was terrified "I don't want that but Idon't want to die either" "I guess it'll have to be bongo " so once again the drums thumped then "BONGO" as before the tribesman jumped out but this time he took 1 hour The englishman thought at this time that if the irishman got half an hour and the scotsman got 1 hour he would probably get 2 hours so when the chief asked him the question he replied "I'd rather die than have that queer f*cker anywhere near me " At this the chief just shrugged his shoulders the drums started"dum diddy dumd um, dum diddy dum dum" and the tribe shouted in unison [/glow] [glow=red,6,600] [/glow]
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Nov 24, 2004 5:19:29 GMT -5
Post by Sharkbait on Nov 24, 2004 5:19:29 GMT -5
In the category of cheesy jokes:
What is not your cheese??
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Nov 24, 2004 9:52:35 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Nov 24, 2004 9:52:35 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]ok not exeactly a joke but funny none the less ;D ;D ;D ;D[/glow] [ftp]http://callofduty.filefront.com/screenshots/29/potd/1100951873.jpg[/ftp]
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Nov 24, 2004 14:11:35 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Nov 24, 2004 14:11:35 GMT -5
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Nov 24, 2004 14:29:13 GMT -5
Post by SniperVision on Nov 24, 2004 14:29:13 GMT -5
Ok THEN! WHY DO DUCKS HAVE FLAT FEET? WHY DO BEAVERS HAVE FLAT TAILS? ?? HAHAHAHA ;D
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Nov 25, 2004 1:24:04 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Nov 25, 2004 1:24:04 GMT -5
What is pink and hard?
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Nov 29, 2004 23:17:48 GMT -5
Post by SniperVision on Nov 29, 2004 23:17:48 GMT -5
HOW DO YOU GET A ONE ARMED DUTCHMAN OUT OF A TREE??? ;D ;D ;D
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Nov 30, 2004 4:33:28 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Nov 30, 2004 4:33:28 GMT -5
HEHEHEHEHE
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Nov 30, 2004 10:23:35 GMT -5
Post by Miss Snoopy on Nov 30, 2004 10:23:35 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]AJ....ggrrrr...... .... Ridd|ck....lol...funny pic[/glow]
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Dec 1, 2004 2:02:12 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Dec 1, 2004 2:02:12 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?[/glow]
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Dec 1, 2004 2:13:00 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Dec 1, 2004 2:13:00 GMT -5
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Dec 1, 2004 2:20:22 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Dec 1, 2004 2:20:22 GMT -5
Who switched on the fucking machiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnneeee? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Dec 1, 2004 2:23:46 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Dec 1, 2004 2:23:46 GMT -5
The toilet proved very unpopular for some reason ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Dec 2, 2004 13:17:05 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Dec 2, 2004 13:17:05 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]BABE 3 pig on a mission[/glow]
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