King Vitamin
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Feb 7, 2005 0:59:52 GMT -5
Post by King Vitamin on Feb 7, 2005 0:59:52 GMT -5
Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
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Feb 7, 2005 6:44:32 GMT -5
Post by SultanSanttuIX on Feb 7, 2005 6:44:32 GMT -5
voila', this one's always make me smile ;D
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Feb 7, 2005 6:47:10 GMT -5
Post by SultanSanttuIX on Feb 7, 2005 6:47:10 GMT -5
[glow=red,8,300]KaMiKaZe!¡!¡![/glow]
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Feb 7, 2005 6:48:23 GMT -5
Post by SultanSanttuIX on Feb 7, 2005 6:48:23 GMT -5
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Feb 9, 2005 5:44:25 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Feb 9, 2005 5:44:25 GMT -5
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Feb 9, 2005 5:46:18 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Feb 9, 2005 5:46:18 GMT -5
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Feb 9, 2005 5:46:49 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Feb 9, 2005 5:46:49 GMT -5
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Feb 9, 2005 5:49:13 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Feb 9, 2005 5:49:13 GMT -5
US Navy stupidity
This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US Naval ship and the Canadians, off the coast of Newfoundland, in October 1995.
CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid collision.
AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.
CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
CANADIANS: Negative. I say again, you will have to divert your course.
AMERICANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USLINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, SAY AGAIN, THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
CANADIANS: We are a lighthouse. Your call.
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Feb 9, 2005 6:02:38 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Feb 9, 2005 6:02:38 GMT -5
mef wasnt happy about leaving his comp for the holidays
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Feb 9, 2005 10:21:48 GMT -5
Post by mefdada on Feb 9, 2005 10:21:48 GMT -5
lolooolol ;D nono its not that hard ... ;D If i could choose holiday or comp, ->holiday Ow thats next week btw, so i wont be here next week, skiing , muahahah ;D But ill take my pocketpc with me and if theres is somewhere a wireless lan, ill get in msn back to topic: the dutch drive thingy...YES, u should have a nice view...so, you ARE allowed to stay there...muahahaha cya , mef
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Feb 13, 2005 1:23:41 GMT -5
Post by SultanSanttuIX on Feb 13, 2005 1:23:41 GMT -5
this "JOKES" will soon score 1000 ;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D
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Gump
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Feb 22, 2005 6:49:18 GMT -5
Post by Gump on Feb 22, 2005 6:49:18 GMT -5
Can anybody tell me how long seal will keep making me use this NOoB gun ....... ;D
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Feb 27, 2005 4:41:38 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Feb 27, 2005 4:41:38 GMT -5
Unselfish Husband
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honour their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
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Feb 27, 2005 6:46:24 GMT -5
Post by mefdada on Feb 27, 2005 6:46:24 GMT -5
i dunno where you get your jokes riddick, or if theyre all your "own" but theyre great, LMAO ;D edit: click the hot chick pic in my signature... ;D ;D
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Feb 27, 2005 15:29:37 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Feb 27, 2005 15:29:37 GMT -5
Blonde gets mail A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his blonde neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" The blonde replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, 'You've got mail!'" Oh and mef some are mine some i found on humour sites ;D ;DI just post the ones I find funny
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