JOKES 2

[Pink]

there is a smart blonde a dumb blonde and Santa Cluas playing poker. who wins?

The dumb blonde cuz the other 2 dont exist

[KiLLer]

o a smart blonde don't exsit and santa either

[Pink]

duh lol did u like the other joke i told

[KiLLer]

svspink said:

One day 2 brunetts and a blonde rob a bank and the cops come sao they all junp into three crates
1 brunett jumps into a crate with dog food
the another brunett jumped into the crate with cat food
and the blonde jumps into a crate with potatoes in it

first the cop goes to the one with dog food in it so the brunett says "Woof Woof" so the cop says oh its only a dog.

so then the cop goes to the one with cat food in it so the other brunett goes "Meow'" so the cop says its only a cat

Then he goes to the one with potatoes in it and the blo0nde goes "POTATOES"

lol

this ones better

[Pink]

thnx my firend told it to me

[FreaK]

Quality new Joke.. wait.. just wait.. here..

Pink is funny!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Thank you for your time everybody. Much love <3. You've been great.

/sarcasm

[Pink]

lol nice freak i no im hilarious lol

[easycompany]

Freak you should be a comedian then you wouldn't have to be so sarcastic all the time. Anyways I like the one that riddick told about the kid and the lover that was funny.

WOOHOO MY 200 post

[wackyd]

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"

[Pink]

lol nice one wacky

[Riddick]

IF U THINK THE NAME IS GREAT YOU SHOULD REALLY TRY THE ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET

[Riddick]

[Riddick]

The pharmacist

A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: Could you please give me a condom? My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!"
The pharmacist gives him a condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too."

The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns and says "give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute, and when she sees me she always makes allusions...and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!"

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying:

"Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!!!" A minute later the boy is still praying:

"Thank you Lord for your kindness..."Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look ! at each o rlfriend even more than the others.

She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: "I did not know you were so religious!!!"

The boy replies: I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!"

[Riddick]

Irish beer


At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference.
Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a bloody Fosters, mate."

Augie, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the King of them all, gimme a Bud."

Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt. Give me ein Becks, ist der real King of beers, danke."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet coke with ice and lemon? Thanks."

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces.

Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"

Paddy replies "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I.

[Riddick]

Blind man in a bar


A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir,I think it is only fair... given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight-lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,"Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."