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Aug 22, 2005 18:00:42 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Aug 22, 2005 18:00:42 GMT -5
sharkbaits girlfriend really felt the benefit of his recent penis enlargement
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Aug 23, 2005 19:53:00 GMT -5
Post by wackyd on Aug 23, 2005 19:53:00 GMT -5
Yo, I started an account....first reply
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Aug 23, 2005 22:45:42 GMT -5
Post by FreaK on Aug 23, 2005 22:45:42 GMT -5
neat, good to see more ppl, welcome.
FreaK-
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Aug 24, 2005 13:47:00 GMT -5
Post by wackyd on Aug 24, 2005 13:47:00 GMT -5
Have you seen that guy Empire Maker and TKO, shit hes good -Wacky D-
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Aug 25, 2005 11:00:06 GMT -5
Post by FreaK on Aug 25, 2005 11:00:06 GMT -5
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Aug 25, 2005 11:10:45 GMT -5
Post by FreaK on Aug 25, 2005 11:10:45 GMT -5
"Sunday School"
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted.
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Aug 25, 2005 11:54:48 GMT -5
Post by FreaK on Aug 25, 2005 11:54:48 GMT -5
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Aug 25, 2005 12:08:03 GMT -5
Post by FreaK on Aug 25, 2005 12:08:03 GMT -5
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Aug 25, 2005 22:13:56 GMT -5
Post by FreaK on Aug 25, 2005 22:13:56 GMT -5
Study of Cats
1. Cats do what they want, when they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They're moody.
9. They leave their hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts.
Conclusion: Cats are small women in fur coats.
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Aug 25, 2005 22:16:38 GMT -5
Post by FreaK on Aug 25, 2005 22:16:38 GMT -5
Nun Goes Fishing
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish. A man was walking by and said, "WOW!! What a nice Gauddam Fish!" The sister said, "Sir, you shouldn't use God's name in vain." The man said, "But that's the SPECIES of the fish --- a Gauddam Fish." The sister said, "Oh, ok." The Sister took the fish back home and said, "Mother Superior, look at the Gauddam Fish I caught." Shocked, the Mother Superior said, "Sister, you know better than that." The nun said, "That's the species of it --- a Gauddam Fish." So the Mother Superior said, "Well, give me the Gauddam Fish and I'll clean it." While she was cleaning the fish, Monsignor walked in and Mother Superior said, "Monsignor, look at the Gauddam Fish that the sister caught." Nearly fainting, Monsignor said, "Mother Superior, you shouldn"t talk like that!" Mother Superior said, "But that's the species of it --- a Gauddam Fish." Monsignor said, "Well give me the Gauddam Fish and I'll cook it." That evening at supper there was a new priest at the table, and he said, "Wow, what a nice fish." In reply, the sister said, "Thank-you, I caught the Gauddam Fish." And Mother Superior said, "I cleaned the Gauddam Fish." And Monsignor said, "I cooked the Gauddam Fish." The priest looked around in disbelief, quite shocked, and said... "I LIKE THIS F***ING PLACE ALREADY!
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Aug 25, 2005 22:19:55 GMT -5
Post by FreaK on Aug 25, 2005 22:19:55 GMT -5
Code Word For Sex
A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.
One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".
The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.
A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."
The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."
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Aug 31, 2005 12:27:26 GMT -5
Post by Riddick on Aug 31, 2005 12:27:26 GMT -5
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NOboDY
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No need to fear NOboDY is here!
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Aug 31, 2005 13:57:22 GMT -5
Post by NOboDY on Aug 31, 2005 13:57:22 GMT -5
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WizARD!
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One Shot Killa ^_^
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Aug 31, 2005 23:36:15 GMT -5
Post by WizARD! on Aug 31, 2005 23:36:15 GMT -5
HAHA omg that FPS-Doug this is the funniest thing i have seen omg... that was hilarious... I HEAR THEY DON"T HAVE SPAWN POINTS OUT IN RL! lol thats hilarious... thanks for the laugh ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Riddick on Dec 7, 2005 8:52:09 GMT -5
The Man And The Cashier
A man shopping in a supermarket took his purchase of two cans of dog food to the checkout counter. The cashier asked, "Sir, do you have a dog?" "Yes." replied the man. "Well, where is it?" asked the cashier. "I left him home." he answered. "Sorry," the cashier said, "You can't buy the dog food if I can't see the dog. That's the rules."
The next day he returned to the store and brought some cat food to the checkout. "Do you have a cat?" asked the cashier. "Yes," he said, "but I left him home." "Sorry," she said, "If I can't see the cat, I can't sell you the food. That's the rules."
The next day the man walked into the store with a brown paper bag. He walked up to the cashier and said, "Here. Put your hand in here." The cashier put her hand in and said, "It's soft and warm. What is it?" The man replied, "I'd like three rolls of toilet paper please!"
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